EXCLUSIVE: BULLDEROS STUDIOS QUIETLY ACQUIRES LUXURY PRIVATE JET

Story by Tiffany Today

In what experts are already calling “an absolutely unnecessary level of luxury,” Bullderos Studios appears to have quietly acquired a sleek black executive jet now operating under the official call sign:

BULL FORCE ONE

The aircraft — wrapped in glossy black paint and gold Bullderos Studios lettering — was reportedly discovered after airport employees noticed what one witness described as:

“A suspicious amount of gold and what looked like dragon-level spending.”

The jet features luxury leather interiors, a private entertainment lounge, premium executive seating, and, for reasons no one has fully explained, an onboard Chocolate Marshmallow Fountain. Because apparently regular snacks were deemed unacceptable.

The discovery immediately raised questions regarding cost and authorization.

When approached for comment, Bullderos Studios CEO Antonio Bullderos appeared supportive of the purchase despite showing little indication he knew the company belonged to him.

“Listen… Bullderos Studios can buy whatever they want. It's not my money.”— Antonio Bullderos

When reminded he is, in fact, the CEO of Bullderos Studios, Antonio paused briefly before responding:

“Don't the have an accounting department?”

Asked whether he approved the purchase, Antonio appeared confused.

“I don’t know what they spent. You’d have to ask their CEO.”

Documents obtained by The Bullderos Report reveal the aircraft may have been quietly authorized by Miss Tick.

A mysterious gold plaque seen near the jet entrance reads:

AUTHORIZED BY Miss Tick, CFD

Insiders claim Miss Tick approved the aircraft with little discussion, later describing the purchase as:

“A business necessity.”

When pressed for additional comment, the dragon allegedly adjusted her sunglasses and replied:

“Dragons don’t fly commercial.”

Sources close to production confirm the jet’s luxury Executive Dragon Lounge includes oversized designer couches, a giant television, premium snacks, and a chocolate fountain specifically designed for marshmallow dipping.

At press time, Miss Tick remained unavailable for further comment.

She was reportedly boarding Bull Force One.

Again.